You Thought Your Job Was Tough?

September 22, 2003 - 1:00 P.M.

Not limited to customers...

Got an online application today. Let's look at our potential employee's qualifications:

"Strong background with Windows XP, Windows 2000, Windows 98, Windows 97, Windows NT, Microsoft Word, Access, PowerPoint, Excel, Telegence, EASE, Shell-BOSS, SORD, Novell Networking, Microsoft Networking, Cobol, SQL, XDB, Unix, C and C++ programming languages. Additional experience includes: Technical Drawings / Basic Drafting Principles & Fundamentals"

YOU'RE FIRED!!!(For those of you that don't get it... please don't call me for tech support)

Later,

~Johnny

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